Jingle bells Batman smells Robbin Laid an egg The Batmobile last its whell
AND THE JOKER FUCKED YOUR MOM!!
Right in her ass Hey hey little girls and boys whats an your list for this year? Teddy bears and lots girls Well thats too fucking bad you greedy littke bitch! Your getting razor-blades Stockings of hand grenades! Im gonna cum on your face!
Your not getting anything for christmas YOu fucking whore! The milk was sour nad the cookies sucked so thanks for nothing YOu fucking cunt! Your not getting anything for christmas YOu fucking whore! Santa's Pissed and hes talking names and your first in line
(We will have some fucking pie and we'll do some caroling)
PUUUUUUT!!! THAT!!! COOKIE!!! DOWWN!!!
Put that cookie down motherfucker!!
(As we all know Christmas is that mystical time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave and feed on flesh of the living)
Santa's Pissed and hes coming to town hes talking names and hes throwing DOWN!
WICKED WITCH OF FELLING ASLEEP YOU SMELL LIKE YOUR NOT GOING TO LIKE WHAT YPU SEE BIG BROTHERS GONNA SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS 1,000 DINKS SCRATCHING AT THE FEILD OF DIGNITY YOU YOU'D ALWAYS LOVE MEAT, YOU'LL SEE LETS SEE WHAT ANTI GRAVITY SAYS, PEACHERS SAYS GET OF THE MOTHERFUCKING WAY THATS WHEN HE LOOKED FOR DUKE SPOTSBURG HE SAW EXCITEMENT, YOU LIKE THAT DANCING? YOU LIKE THAT PRANCING? ADD ON DIXON YOU HATE COMET YOU HATE CUPID, FUCK DONNER AND BLITZEN. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT, GO HARDER BITCH YOU FUCKING DONNER GO HUG A FUCKING LIGHT SWITCH SOME PEOPLE WOULD NEVER TOUGHT THE COPPERS WOULD RUN OUT GO HOLD YOUR BREATH AND SENT SANTA BACK TO THE SLUT HOUSE
5. SEVERED HEADS IN A BOX 4. BETCHES ON MY COCK 3. BED OF NAILS 2. BUKKETS 1. GUN!!
Broken canycanes, stalkings of coal and bad grades, you better watch out
(Bend ova imma lube ya yp imma stick that tree right up yo ass)
Youre not getting anything for Christmas you fecking whore The milk was soup and the cooclies sucked, so thanks for nothing you fuckig cunt
Your not getting anything for Christmas you fucking whore Santa's Pissed and hes talking names and your first in line
LINE!! LINE!! BITCH!! (Merry Christmas you filthy animal)