1ST VERSE: Oh, no. Don't pretend I didn't see You roll your eyes at my gaming tee Don't know if you can read or if you've seen The sweet piece in this week's Wired magazine The latest trend has hit its peak They say that geek's becomin' chic So now you're out of style as you can be And I'm in vogue, so you can bite me
To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school Now I'm the one that's cool I'm the one that's cool To all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule Now I'm the one that's cool I'm the one that's cool
2ND VERSE: Try to cop my style but I'm the real thing While you played sports, I played Magic the Gathering See you pose a part of nerd society My Aquaman pajamas prove my pedigree Star Trek: Next Gen every night Wore a headgear to fix my overbite Your black-rimmed glasses are prescription free, where as me I literally can't see my hand in front of my face
To all the asshat jocks who beat me up in school Now I'm the one that's cool I'm the one that's cool To all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule Now I'm the one that's cool I'm the one that's cool And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool Now I'm the one that's cool I'm the one that's cool You may be tan and fit and rich but you're a tool And I'm the one that's cool I'm the one that's cool
3RD VERSE: Role reversal must be a total drag But there's no point, no point for me to humblebrag I appreciate you for being cruel I'm burning bright thanks to your rejection fuel Got my in-jokes you won't get Like Honey Badger, Troll Face and Nyan Cat So now your ballin' parties seem so dumb You can Evite me, and I'll say yes, but I won't really come
Got my comics Got my games All the things you thought were lame Got my cosplay Fanfic too Got you pegged STFU You CHORUS