Homestuck - The Ballad of Jack Noir (Original Version) | Текст песни

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• The Ballad of Jack Noir (Original Version)

Greetings, useless peons
You've done terrible so far
Dreading venom pools for eons
Suffering with no scar
Mercy everlasting
Hiding who you are
Welcome to the dark side
My name is Jack Noir

I'm the overlord of badass
The shadow-magic priest
Chosen ones, cry out for mother
Of trouble you're the least
I really hate these stupid hats
And that stupid king
That overarching monarch
Can shove something up his... thing

Graveyard stuffers...

Oh yeah, they call me Jack Noir
You might think that I'm the star
When really there's a dad
Who makes me glad I haven't had
The pleasure, yes to treasure
This saturnine existence
'Tween these fenestrated walls

Goodbye, useless peons
You were horrible in life
Jumped off the galleon
Without so much as a strife
Archagent everlasting
I'll tear the sky ajar
Goodnight, everybody
My name is Jack, oh
My name is Spades? NO!
My name is Jack Noir!