Greetings, useless peons You've done terrible so far Dreading venom pools for eons Suffering with no scar Mercy everlasting Hiding who you are Welcome to the dark side My name is Jack Noir
I'm the overlord of badass The shadow-magic priest Chosen ones, cry out for mother Of trouble you're the least I really hate these stupid hats And that stupid king That overarching monarch Can shove something up his... thing
Graveyard stuffers...
Oh yeah, they call me Jack Noir You might think that I'm the star When really there's a dad Who makes me glad I haven't had The pleasure, yes to treasure This saturnine existence 'Tween these fenestrated walls
Goodbye, useless peons You were horrible in life Jumped off the galleon Without so much as a strife Archagent everlasting I'll tear the sky ajar Goodnight, everybody My name is Jack, oh My name is Spades? NO! My name is Jack Noir!