A Very Nice Picnic (Spades Slick <3 Ms Paint) By s8xyvriska [sound of trees rustling in the breeze. birds chirping. a dog barks in the distance maybe? distant sound of people playing baseball? general park noises (not playground noises!)] Ms Paint: Oh Mr Slick I’m very glad you agreed to come out with me today. It’s such a lovely day for a picnic! Slick: This is really some spread! It’s down right ritzy! Y’know ya didn’t have to do all this, doll. I wouldve been fine with just buttered bread and some coffee. But I’m damn glad you brought those chicken sandwiches and potato salad. [Sounds of very rude eating from Slick.] This apple pie is amazing. Ms Paint: Oh, well I’m glad that you’re enjoying it. I brought some beer for you too. Slick: [pops open a bottle and drinks noisily] [groan/gasp] Have I mentioned how amazing ya are? Cause DAMN dame, it’s like ya really get me. Ms Paint: giggles. Oh thank you, Mr. Slick. Slick: In fact, I think I wanna thank ya for all ya’ve done. C’mere on my lap, my little dame. I gots a nice present for ya. [Sounds of Ms Paint moving onto Slick.] Ms Paint: A present, Spades? Slick: Yah, a real nice present. Mind separating those gorgeous gams of yours so I can de-liv-er it to yah? Ms Paint: O-oh. Well- there are other people in this park! What if- Slick: nobody’s lookin’ this way. Don’t make me ask ya twice. Ms Paint: Yessir. [Her breathing hitches and she moans.] Slick: That’s good, doll. Moan for me now. Ms Paint: Slick- [Lots more moans, louder than before but muffled by her own hand. ] Slick: That’s right, almost almost. Ms Paint: A-Ah! Spade! [She’s panting now.] Slick: [Sounds of him sucking on his fingers.] You taste better than the pie.