Mr. Gasser And The Weirdos - Hearse With A Curse | Текст песни

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There ain't nothing worse
Than a hearse with a curse
Don't buy it

I bought a brand new board but I had no wagon
Igor, get the body out of the trunk
I wanted something real cheap that I could fix up for dragging
Boris, it's not snowing so take off your chains
On my neighborhood lot I found a hearse I could buy
But when I pulled out my loot you should have heard that guy cry

There ain't nothing worse
Than a hearse with a curse
Don't buy it

Well I tried out that Caddy and it moved real fine
It's even got a Transylvanian license plate
She was very very cheery so I made her all mine
Nothing like a black tuck and roll hearse
I took her to the beach that very day
But I was still being bugged by that guy who would say

There ain't nothing worse
Than a hearse with a curse
Don't buy it

I surfed all day til the sun went down
Then I fell asleep under the stars
Well I woke up at midnight
Picked up my board and stomped back to the car
I opened the door and what did I see
Natasha, go bite mummy goodnight
A crazy combination just a-waiting for me
It's not only a Ratfink, but a Batfink
A pair of purple baggies with nothing inside
And two big black shining green eyes to scare him out of his mind

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