You got on this train again, my friend Now you’ve got to stay till the end I went under that kitchen table recommended by you Then you pushed me off like an uncomfortable shoe You made a floor creak and suddenly I’m bearing your shame I knew from beginning that I didn’t like this game
But you got on this train again, my friend Now you’ve got to stay till the very end I fell hard for that serenade you used to do A clever charade, Rimbaud and Verlaine (Who shot who?) You heard a door creak and suddenly, I’m Captain Hook Well, I knew all along you were playing that rook
CHORUS: I guess you got a little derailed, yes Off that straight train track trail, yes I think you got a little derailed, yes Found you like the taste of puppy dog tail
You stretched out on your brother’s bed and smiled like a cat Little army men running down your back Now if we examine this, are there any details you care to list? I can feel your eyes glaring at me like fists Should I say any more about this?
REPEAT CHORUS
That beanbag got between us Our hands played hide-n-seek I found your Mount of Venus Your heart line’s looking weak Ask 50 Magdelenes And try to be discreet
Is this a secret I should keep? Complete discretion… All the tension… I’ll testify to my own resurrection